gay

follow my twitter lol

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Anonymous

Nice

ey you 👅slutty ⛓rope bunnies 🐇🐇🐇. the 🌾Easter bunny🐇 is here and he only leaves 👌👌eggs for the sluttiest 👅👄👄 bunnies🐇 on the block💃🏼💃🏼. so it's time to hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop👆🏾👇🏾 🍑🍑 on that big bunny dick👉👌👅🐇Easter is the day of the 🌄resERECTION🍆

Anonymous

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Still mad as hell youre one of the cutest guys I’ve ever seen and I’ll never get the chance to ask you out on a date 😫

Anonymous

Ok

kingdedede:

i take back every criticism i’ve ever had about this game its actually a masterpiece

niet-leesbaar:

nowletsfixthismess:
The thing about being LGBT+ is, at some point in your childhood, no matter how accepting your parents are, at some point, you have to question: “do they love me unconditionally?” And then you have to plan for the possibility hat the answer is no. And that fucks you up. Straight cis people never have to question that.

reality91:

Does it make me a slut because I want to see my friends dicks? Like I just want to know what they’re packing that’s it.. Like bro let me just see it

jukeboxkitty:

Florence + The Machine // Hunger | Joseph Mallord William Turner // Modern Rome - Campo

firesigh:

kibapdf:
biconpeach:
kibapdf:
that furry cokehead Thomas Jefferson post has me on the verge of tears y’all are such FREAKS abibfkwbkfwbbkf
the WHAT post

srolhogan:

this belongs in a museum

lostsoup:

just-shower-thoughts:
Icarus’ wings should not have melted as the air actually gets cooler the higher you get, but the Greeks wouldn’t not have had any way of knowing that.
he flew next to the sun you dumb ass reddit cuck the sun’s hot, idiot

mkla-cosplay:

character development

captainsnoop:

i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it

stephanemiroux:

palaeofail-explained:
palaeofail-explained:
palaeofail-explained:
Who wants to see an extremely rude looking diagram from wikipedia?
They’re sawfish teeth, of course! What else would they be?